WOW Jason, does your girlfriend own a mirror? Or is she actually aware that she is dating someone that would no doubt get turned down in brothel if he walked in with a wallet splitting at the sides from the amount of cash stuffed into it?
I'm confused. Why does my girlfriend need a mirror to see that I look bad? Is it because I am so hideous that she must never look directly at me? You mean to imply that I am a gorgon.
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The horror ... the horror ...
are those your sunglasses? please tell me those belong to your gf.
"Is that the view?"
hot glasses.
Yup - those are mah lady's specs. She looks much more stylish in them. And more slender.
that picture of me is... kinda ug.
Is that a threadless t-shirt? I think I have that XXL mamma jamma in my closet. The name of it is something about decay?
WOW Jason, does your girlfriend own a mirror? Or is she actually aware that she is dating someone that would no doubt get turned down in brothel if he walked in with a wallet splitting at the sides from the amount of cash stuffed into it?
I'm confused. Why does my girlfriend need a mirror to see that I look bad? Is it because I am so hideous that she must never look directly at me? You mean to imply that I am a gorgon.
Seems fair.
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