And another thing ...

Stephen Colbert explaining why those in the Red States voted for Bush because of gay marriage and terrorism ... despite not living near gay people or sites likely to be targetted in terrorist attacks:

We in New York are too close to the terrorism and the gay people. Only the Red States, with the advantage of a safe distance, can take in the whole picture.

Man ... it sucks to be New York City. Your shit gets blown up by terrorists, you vote overwhelmingly to replace the guy in charge because of how he's handled terrorism, and those least likely to be harmed by terrorism keep the guy in office.

And the Red Sox won.

2004 sucks.