Keepsake

Been doing some cleaning around the place and I stumbled upon a sekrit cache of mementos. In particular, I found my notes from a working offsite I attended at my last job.



Herewith are the top 10 Death Metal Band Names inspired by a Seminar on Modern Portfolio Theory:

1. Pain Index


2. Capital Death


3. The Soul Process


4. Fund of Mental Breakdown


5. Blood Equity


6. Benchmarked for Torture


7. Too Much Fund


8. Impaled Asset


9. Fifty-Two Week Low


10. Starkfolio Homicide